HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
For a second there it was actually a foul.
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#basically every fangirl ever
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(Source: dyke-ffsxo, via fuckyeahshorthairedwomen)
“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
sobs hysterically
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(Source: givemecoffeeorparaish, via branchoftheappletree)
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
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If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
forever reblog
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(Source: gusto1.com, via maybeyoushouldtryit)
fRICKING DOG LOOK HOW HE JUST FLIES LIKE BANG I FUCKED UP OH NO I CAN’T TURN AROUND OH I DID IT
ITS LIKE
HE JUST BOUNCES OFF IN SLOW MOTION
I BET IT SAW ITS WHOLE LIFE FLASHING BEFORE ITS EYES
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS GIF
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